Friday, November 13, 2009

I'm Britney's Bitch!...so don't fuck with me.

Pre reads: Negative articles on Britney Spears

I am very protective of Britney. Diss her infront of me and I will bite your head off. This is why I have been majorly angered by the Australian media for the past few weeks. Many articles, written by novice attention seeking whores, pissed the shits out of me including ones from Ninemsn, Sunday Times, The Daily Telegraph.

Here are some of the bullcrap they wrote:

"I want my money back or I want her to sing properly," she said. "The ticket cost me $200 and she lip-synched the whole thing."-Bitch, please! No shit she lip sang the whole thing, well she did sing Everytime live, but still don't be a dumb bitch, when you bought your ticket from Ticketek, you agreed when we said "THERE ARE NO REFUNDS OR EXCHANGES ONCE THE TRANSACTION HAS BEEN MADE." dumbslut.

Fans storm out of Britney Concert-They ain't no fans if they even tip toed out! And by the way I would not call the three or so attention seeking whores fans anyway...

"I love Britney, but I'm so f****** disappointed,"- No bitch, you don't love her, you love the 15 mins of fame you're getting from this interview.

"It's cost me half a week's wage and you've got bills to pay, but you look forward to this concert, it's a night out - and what do you get? Nothing. It was a waste of $200 - I could have got four pairs of shoes for that." -I actually LOLed my pants when i read that. Hey bitchface, take your cheap ass self and your fifty dollar (probably bought from Big W) shoes and go away-Britters don't need you or your shitateous gladiator sandles to be there.

"(The) sound was terrible, Britney had no enthusiasm whatsoever so she wasn't moving — I think I could dance better."-oh honey, who the FUCK are you?! So what if you think you can dance better. You're a nobody, what a fucking loser!


Who the fuck are all these chee bais?! Two main people I want to attack in this blog:

Rebekah Devlin, the one who started all these drama that has fueld international debates regarding Britney's lip synching. OI CHEE BAI! AKA Attention seeking whore who is so desperate to recoupe her failures in journalism that she has to personally attack antoher human being.

NSW Fair Trading Minister Virginia Judge concert-goers deserve to be told if musicians are going to sing live before forking out hundreds of dollars for a ticket. Aka Old hag that has nothing left to do in her life. Since her children abandoned her, she is filled with so much hatred of the Gen Y that she simply targets the weakest. Wrong move bitch. You is gona get shot in the head.

Kudos to Britney and management for firing back at these ridiculous comments via Twitter commenting:

"Fuck you y'all! I'm Miss American Dreams since I was 17 and I don't need this bullshit! I'm Britney Spears and I will hit chu again with my umbrella baby one more time if you EVER diss me again!"

Haha, no I'm just kidding, but I would've liked her to say that instead of this:
  • Some reporters have said they love it and some don't. I came to Australia for my fans!
  • Its unfortunate that one journalist in Perth didn't enjoy the show last night. Fortunately the other 18,272 fans in attendance did.

Three points I would like to comment:

  • This concert, as said by Britney, is for her fans. Therefore it is completely ridiculous to state in the articles hating on her that fans walked out on her show after two songs. If they were fans, THEY WOULD HAVE STAYED NO MATTER WHAT! Do not complain how you paid $200 or $1500 to see her mime and expected her to sing. Unless you were living under a rock, You would know that she only lip syncs. Why? It's not that she decided that she can't be fucked, its because her management still knows that she is fragile and is not able to perform up to standards.

  • This concert is like what her life ever since the baby one more time days is. It is a marketing tool that churns out the dollar bills; not specifically for her, but for those around her: including management and her dad. Currently under legal conservatorship, Britney Spears has no choice but to do this concert whether she likes it or not. So if you were foced to do something, obviously you wouldn't try your best -and dance your heart out when all you want to do is spend time with your children.

  • Australian media followers-PLEASE do not be so stupid into belieivng everything the media says. Commenting that her fans stormed off--- it was merely a few who are too cheap to get proper tickets after claiming they are "fans" of her. Why didn't the media talk about the other 18000 people who stayed, supported and enjoyed her performance? It's because the media love bad press! Think about it, bad news; including targeting and shutting a human down constantly would sell more than a piece of good news that might've discussed about her all her achievements. This applies to all news stories, and not just Britney.

The Australian media is an embaressment. Britney has been performing this concert all over the world, even in places like Russia where there were threats to assassinate her-since February, and this is the FIRST TIME EVER she is receiving critisism. It is no wonder why she took so long to get down here, and now it is getting shoved back in her face. Good job Australia, at the rate that you are going soon no international celebrity would ever want to come down here.

And for all you haters out there, like it or not BRITNEY SPEARS IS AN ICON! Like Madonna to the X generation, Britey is the only icon to the Y generation. We grew up with her. Listening to her. Going through the good and the bad with her. Still think everyone shares the same limited miserable opinions with you?

Check out the link below on how much love she is getting after the negative press. http://www.britneyspears.com/2009/11/the-fans-have-spoken.php

& here's one last fuck you from this mama!

That is all

Bryalexander

PS. Britney ain't the only one that lip synchs okay? Think of the hot shot celebrity singers including Michael Jackson, Whitney and Mariah at one point of their careers.

P.P.S. I have fulfilled one out of three of my main childhood dreams-seeing Britney Spears after idolizing her for ten years. Next dream to complete, New York City...next month baby!

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